So, every now and then a moving film can make me cry, heck, even Top Chef does. But sometimes when an actor cries on film it actually makes me laugh. They start with the crinkled chin, then the lip quiver and scrunched face and they look straight up crazy. It’s hilarious. Pause that shit or A-B it…giggles for hours. So I always thought that Claire Danes was the master of the cry face. She does it in everything she’s in except maybe those new Latisse comercials. But recently I was watching the classic, Jurassic Park, and look out Danes, the new master has been found! The great actress Ariana Richards gives an award winning performance (if you ask me) playing Lex in JP, and just like any of us would do in her situation, she cries a lot. That’s why it’s the perfect concept for our next rule, so you can drink a lot!
That’s right, every time Lex makes a funny ass cry face YOU DRINK!!
And don’t forget RULE #1 DINO THROUGH A WINDOW
Happy drinking, Happy Dino Wednesday, stay posted for rule #3!
